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Hats off to Jim P in Damascus, Hugh Jass in Houston, Angie in Austin and Sagging Tray George in Colorado for making generous donantions to Wackozacko’s MS 150 fundraiser.
And let’s not forget Zack’s first “corporate” donation! Thanks to Head Bozo Scott at DeFalco’s Home Wine and Beer Supplies in Houston!
Still plenty of time to contribute (and get your name in light!):

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Colleagues Praise Massa for Reaching Around the Aisle
Always Groping for Solutions, Staffers Say

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) Providing some pushback to the criticism he has suffered over the past week, colleagues of former Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) praised him today, with one Republican staffer saying, “Congressman Massa was always eager to reach around the aisle.”

Tracy Klugian, the GOP congressional aide who offered that defense, said that Rep. Massa “could always be counted on to grope for solutions.”

Mr. Klugian described Rep. Massa as a tireless worker: “He might be taking a shower with his staff, but he was still keeping an eye on things the whole time.”

As for his legislative style, Mr. Klugian said, “No matter how ticklish the fight became, Eric was always very hands-on. He would grab a problem by the balls and not let go.”

In a related story, the Bureau of Labor Statistics said the number of Americans making cheap jokes about Rep. Massa rose to 48.5 million this week.

“I think the country*s new obsession with Rep. Massa is a very positive development,” said golfer Tiger Woods.