November 6, 2015

Not the best looking guy anymore . . .

Filed under: Generally Bad — Bad Jim @ 5:25 pm

Pope Barefoot Bob claims:
I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore.
Some would even say I’m a little frayed around the edges. But, I have a nice car, a little money and I spend most of my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.
I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us. And all of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I thought …
“Wow, these Tasers are really worth the money!!!”