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May 26, 2015

Magical

Filed under: Clean, Groaners — Bad Jim @ 12:22 pm

Blame Pope Barefoot Bob for this:

What is the most magical breed of dog?

The labracadabrador…

May 21, 2015

Parrot

Filed under: Actual conversations heard . . . — Bad Jim @ 10:08 am

From Injun Joe in AZ:

I’ve caught a stray parrot in my garden.
All he says is, “Good morning you ugly prick.”
The parrot isn’t yours is it?

May 7, 2015

Diet

Filed under: Other Bad Jokes or Useless Crap — Bad Jim @ 4:02 pm

Blame Pope Barefoot Bob in Houston:

I don’t mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet in 3 hours, 23
minutes and 12 seconds!

May 5, 2015

It’s May 5!

Filed under: Groaners, Jim's Bad Holidays — Bad Jim @ 10:39 am

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.