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September 12, 2014

2 nuns

Filed under: Bad Religon — Bad Jim @ 11:36 am

Oldie but goody from Pope Barefoot Bob in Houston:
Two nuns were bicycling down an old dirt road on the countryside.
One nun says, “I’ve never come this way before.”
The other replies, “It’s the cobblestones.”

September 11, 2014

New Texas Priest

Filed under: Bad Religon, Clean — Bad Jim @ 11:28 am

Oldie but goody from MBlack

A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions.

The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions.

The old priest suggests, “Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like ‘yes, I see,’ and ‘yes, go on,’ and ‘I understand.’

The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest.

The old priest says, “Now, don*t you think that’s a little better than slapping your knee and saying, ‘No shit, what happened next?’ “

September 7, 2014

Lottery

Filed under: Clean, Gender Bashing — Bad Jim @ 1:24 am

From Rough Rider Dale somewhere in Egypt:

At breakfast, the husband says to his wife “What would you do if I won the Lotto?”

“I’d take half and leave you,” she says.

“Great,” he says.

“I won 12 Dollars yesterday. Here’s 6. Stay in touch!”