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August 30, 2014

How old men pick up chicks!

Filed under: Groaners — Bad Jim @ 9:33 pm

The Spark from Rigger Robert:
I met a beautiful girl in the park the other evening. There was an instant spark between us and she immediately dropped to her knees, quivering, and laid on the grass at my feet. As we lay making passionate love, I thought, “Wow! This Taser is well worth the money!”

August 6, 2014

Waylon

Filed under: Generally Bad — Bad Jim @ 9:17 pm

From Coonass Kim:
In an interview prior to his death, Waylon Jennings was asked his thoughts on Garth Brooks’ impact on country music…

His response was…

“Garth Brooks has done to country music what panty hose did to finger fcuking.”

August 5, 2014

Retirement home

Filed under: Geriatrics — Bad Jim @ 8:08 pm

Oldie but goody from Injun Joe

At the retirement home, a passerby notices six old ladies laying out nude on the front yard. He asks the home manager why they are laying out. The manager explains that these women are all old prostitutes and today they are having a yard sale.