June 29, 2014

Last hit

Filed under: Clean, Groaners — Bad Jim @ 6:05 am

Blame the Head Bozo in Houston for this one!

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

A: Their last hit was The Wall!

June 26, 2014

Barry on beer

Filed under: Bad Jim's Pub, Clean — Bad Jim @ 10:54 am

Compliments of Injun Joe in AZ:

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
Dave Barry
“…and there are wheels on Beer trucks!”

June 12, 2014

Good advice

Filed under: Clean, Groaners — Bad Jim @ 9:43 am

From Pope Barefoot Bob:

If attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.