February 2, 2014

Buddy home for dinner?

Filed under: Gender Bashing — Bad Jim @ 3:28 am

RIP: Pete Seeger 1919-2014

Roadwarrior Larry in Colorado writes:

A testimony to true friendship is…
A guy brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30PM after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.
“My hair and makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?”
“Because he’s thinking of getting married.”