May 31, 2011

Man spits own feces at officer

Filed under: In the News — Bad Jim @ 1:12 pm

Dear Bad Jim,
Extremely disgusting which means it meets the Bad Jim standards………
Injuneer Joe

Cops: Man spits own feces at officer
May. 23, 2011 10:09 AM
Associated Press
DURANGO, Colo. A retired postal worker in Durango has been sentenced to 60 days in jail for spitting his own feces at a police officer.
Sixty two year old Paul Kausalik apologized to the officer and his family Friday when he was sentenced. The officer wasn’t in the courtroom.
Kausalik was facing up to two years in jail after spitting feces at Officer Chad Langley Feb. 12. Kausalik was being held on suspicion of drunk driving and asked to use the restroom. Langley twice found Kausalik asleep in the bathroom and woke him up. Kausalik later exited the bathroom, walked up to Langley and spit fecal matter, hitting the officer’s face.
The Durango Herald reports Kausalik pleaded guilty to drunken driving and did not contest a charge of felony assault on a police officer.

May 27, 2011

News from England

Filed under: Clean, Ethnic/Regional Jokes — Bad Jim @ 1:59 pm

But first a message from Bad Jim: Sorry there haven’t been many posts the past month or so. Internet AND electric service in Africa sucks.

From Go-Kart Al who is now in Oklahoma we believe.

Police in Liverpool last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 20 tonnes of heroin, 5 million Euros in forged banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in Toxteth.

Local residents were stunned and a community spokesman said:

“We’re all shocked, we never knew we had a library.”

May 26, 2011

Pole dancing for Jesus in Texas?

Filed under: In the News — Bad Jim @ 1:43 pm

From MikeMWK in Houston:

Pole dancing for Jesus in Texas?

From CNN Houston affiliate KTRK

In the quaint turn-of-the-century community called Old Town Spring, Texas, where Victorian style shops line the streets, one business stands out - pole fitness for Jesus. There’s no preaching, just teaching.
Set to Christian music, church-going women spin and slither around poles. But the instructor and the students say it’s not about sex.

“This is my second class,” student Tiffany Booth said.

For them, this is about getting closer to God.

May 22, 2011

Quote of the Month

Filed under: Politics as usual — Bad Jim @ 1:11 pm

From Chriss in Dubai:
Bin Ladens sons in a letter to the UN….(taken from Guardian online)
The insight into Bin Laden’s activities during the six years he is believed to have been hidden away in Abbottabad came as his adult sons called for the UN to launch an inquiry into the killing of their
father. In a joint letter the family said it wanted to know “why an unarmed man was not arrested and tried in a court of law so that truth is revealed to the people of the world”.

“Arbitrary killing is not a solution to political problems,” they said.

May 5, 2011

Bad Jim’s annual May 5th joke

Filed under: Clean, Ethnic/Regional Jokes, Groaners, Personal — Bad Jim @ 9:12 am

Bad Jim is back in Africa for another 3-month hitch. At least it’s cooling off a bit as the fall weather kicks in!
Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York. This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as Sinko de Mayo.