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June 29, 2010

Train drags half-naked mooner along tracks

Filed under: Clean, In the News — Bad Jim @ 9:37 pm

Ave in Montana sent us this some time ago. Must of got lost in the Bad Jim archives!
The man’s ordeal ends when a passenger pulls the emergency brake
Oct. 12, 2009
BERLIN - A German man mooning railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks.
The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for traveling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said.
“It’s a miracle he wasn*t badly hurt,” the spokesman said on Monday. “This sort of thing can end up killing you.”
Instead, dangling by his trousers, the man got pulled along for about 200 meters, all the while managing to keep his legs away from the wheels of the train.
The ordeal ended when a passenger pulled the emergency brake. Rescue services were called in, causing rail service between Bremen and Hamburg to be suspended for over an hour, delaying 23 trains.
The man - unharmed except for cuts and bruises - now faces charges of dangerous interference in rail transport and insulting the train staff and may face a sizeable compensation claim for the delays he caused, police said.
“He was full of remorse when I talked to him,” the spokesman said. “And he advised others not to try the same thing.”

Link for the Day

Filed under: Link of the Week — Bad Jim @ 3:05 pm

This is really BAD. but consider the source: Info Bob in Houston!

If this makes no sense to you, I suggest you watch one World Cup soccer match for about 1 minute.

Wear ear protection before listening……

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkhJKAkau2A

June 28, 2010

Ingredients

Filed under: Bad Medicine — Bad Jim @ 4:38 pm

They finally released the ingredients in Viagra:
3% Vitamin E,
2% Aspirin,
2% Ibuprofen,
1% Vitamin C,
5% Spray Starch,
87% Fix-A-Flat.

June 27, 2010

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

Filed under: Clean, Politics as usual — Bad Jim @ 9:16 pm

Thank Jim P. in Damascus for resurrecting this oldie:

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ‘em.”

The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many people, after having been infected for some years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

It’s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again.

June 25, 2010

BP announcement

Filed under: Ethnic/Regional Jokes — Bad Jim @ 3:56 pm

Blame Terry ‘Welders do it with hotter rods” Takahashi for this:
British Petroleum announced today that they will no longer hire Cajuns to help in the Gulf cleanup. Thibodeaux, Boudreaux, and Fontenot were told to clean as many Brown Pelicans as they could…. So far, Thibodeaux has cleaned and gutted over 56 birds while Boudreaux made the roux and Fontenot cooked the rice.

June 23, 2010

Bees

Filed under: Clean, Groaners — Bad Jim @ 8:43 pm

Seemed appropriate to dust off this oldie about now. From Mom in Indiana and a few other people.
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, “What seems to be the problem?”
“I’m out of petrol,” the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
“Try it now,” said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. “Wow!” the man exclaimed, “what did you put in my petrol tank”?
The bee answered:

“BP”

June 22, 2010

Breaking news . . .

Filed under: Gender Bashing — Bad Jim @ 10:46 am

Breaking news on the leaking well in the Gulf.:

BP dropped a wedding ring over the hole and it quit putting out . . .

(Can I have a rim shot Ringo?)

Blame Injuneer Joe in Arizona for that

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