February 27, 2010

In the News - Ohio Man Bulldozes Home

Filed under: Clean, In the News — Bad Jim @ 11:25 am

Sent to us by Uncle Randy in Chicago:
Ohio Man Bulldozes Home to Avoid Foreclosure
MOSCOW, Ohio (Feb. 23) - An Ohio man says he bulldozed his $350,000 home to keep a bank from foreclosing on it.

Terry Hoskins says he has struggled with the RiverHills Bank over his home in Moscow for years and had problems with the Internal Revenue Service. He says the IRS placed liens on his carpet store and commercial property and the bank claimed his house as collateral.

Hoskins says he owes $160,000 on the house. He says he spent a lot of money on attorneys and finally had enough. About two weeks ago he bulldozed the home 25 miles southeast of Cincinnati.

February 26, 2010

Eating noodles?

Filed under: Link of the Week — Bad Jim @ 10:03 am

From Yiwen:

Wonder how she blows her nose? Oh yeah, I know.

February 22, 2010

Pick-up line

Filed under: Gender Bashing — Bad Jim @ 2:45 pm

Pope Barefoot Bob of Houston claims:

Best pick-up line ever: “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”

February 21, 2010

Visit to the ‘chippy’

Filed under: Other Bad Jokes or Useless Crap — Bad Jim @ 9:15 pm

Compliments of Harry P. in London:
I’ve just come out of the ‘chippy’ with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas and a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said ‘I’ve not eaten for two days’
I told him, ‘I wish I had your fcuking willpower!’

February 20, 2010

Caring for Pets Left Behind by the Rapture

Filed under: Bad Religon, Clean — Bad Jim @ 9:15 pm

Compliments of Quayside Bob in Conroe, TX
For a fee, this service will place your dog or cat in the home of a
caring atheist on Judgment Day

Quotes of the week…

“A lot of persons are concerned about their pets, but I don’t know if
they should necessarily trust atheists to take care of them.”

…… pet owners, he has already delivered something of great
value: peace of mind, for just 92 cents a month. “If we thought the
Rapture was really going to happen,” Centre says, “obviously our rate
structure would be much higher.”

February 19, 2010

Olympic link for the day -”biting photo”

Filed under: Link of the Week — Bad Jim @ 10:03 pm

February 18, 2010

Worst joke of the year (so far)

Filed under: Bad Jim's Pub — Bad Jim @ 5:22 pm

From Fruit Fun Al in Colorado these days:

A guy sat down at the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender filled his mug and slid it down the bar. While sliding down the bar, the mug hit a blond woman’s boobs and splashed all over them.. The bartender went over, retrieved the mug and licked the beer off her boobs

Each time the guy called for another beer this happened. After his
third beer, the guy decided to help the bartender out.

The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumped up and
started to lick them….

She decked him!”He was laying on the floor moaning, ‘Jeez lady..
Why’d you let the bartender lick your boobs, but not me?”

“Duh,” said the blonde, “He has a licker license!”

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