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March 31, 2009

Man charged with drunk driving on bar stool

Filed under: Bad Jim's Pub, Clean, In the News — Bad Jim @ 6:52 pm

Bad Jim,
This has your name all over it!
Montana Ave

Man charged with drunk driving on bar stool
Cops: 28-year-old wrecked stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower
msnbc.com news services

March 31, 2009
NEWARK, Ohio A 28-year-old man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool, Ohio authorities said.

Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

Police released the 911 tapes, revealing the calm exchange between the driver’s friend and the dispatcher.

(Various versions of this story were also sent to us by Hugh Jass and Uncle Randy)
To see a photo click here:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0331091stool1.html

March 30, 2009

In the News - Toilet sausage

Filed under: Clean, In the News — Bad Jim @ 6:01 am

Leave it to Injuneer Joe in Arizona:

Toilet chef’s try at hot sausage evacuates prison
Mar. 26, 2009

Associated Press

CLALLAM BAY, Wash. An inmate’s attempt to heat up sausages in histoilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington prison.

Clallam Bay Corrections Center spokeswoman Denise Larson says 130 inmates were evacuated to a dining hall when smoke was spotted coming from a sewer vent pipe Wednesday evening.

She says the smoke was traced to the inmate’s cell and he admitted to trying to heat up snack sausage bought from a prison store in the stainless steel toilet. The inmate’s identity has not been released.

The toilet chef has been placed in segregation pending discipline at the prison on Washington’s Olympic Peninsula.

March 29, 2009

Banking crisis

Filed under: Politics as usual — Bad Jim @ 5:23 am

From Terry T, who is no longer in Brazil:
If the global crisis continues at the present rate, by the end of this year only two banks will be left operational…. the Blood Bank and the Sperm Bank!

And before you know it, these two will merge, and the whole place will be full of bloody wankers.

March 28, 2009

Quote for the Day

Filed under: Other Bad Jokes or Useless Crap — Bad Jim @ 5:26 am

Bad Jim is back in China. Blah!
Compliments of Injuneer Joe in Fountain Hills, AZ

“When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.”
Robby the Robot

March 26, 2009

Pigeons and Bankers

Filed under: Politics as usual — Bad Jim @ 7:22 pm

From Elephant Ass in Tianjin:
Q. What is the difference between a pigeon and an investment banker?

A. The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW

March 25, 2009

“Merry”

Filed under: Jim's Bad Holidays, Other Bad Jokes or Useless Crap — Bad Jim @ 9:25 am

Happy Birthday Wackozacko

Merry
No one’s hangin’ stockin’s up,
No one’s bakin’ pie,
No one’s lookin’ up to see
A new star in the sky.
No one’s talkin’ brotherhood,
No one’s givin’ gifts,
And no one loves a Christmas tree
On March the twenty-fifth.
Shel Silverstein

March 22, 2009

Everything’s amazing

Filed under: Link of the Week — Bad Jim @ 9:29 am

Youtube Link of the Week from Rockin Dave in New York City:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoGYx35ypus

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