Badjim.com http://badjim.com/blog cause why the hell not Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:23:28 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5.1 en College football truths http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1703 http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1703#comments Tue, 07 Sep 2010 19:23:28 +0000 Bad Jim http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1703 From Whiner Glen aka the Big Football Contest Operator In Texas:

(1) What does the average University of Florida player get on his SATs? …….. Drool.

(2) What do you get when you put 32 West Virginia cheerleaders in one room? ……..A full set of teeth.

(3) How do you get a Nebraska cheerleader into your dorm room? …….. Grease her hips and push.

(4) How do you get a Michigan graduate off your porch? ………Pay him for the pizza.

(5) How do you know if an Alabama football player has a girlfriend?
……There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

(6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum?
….Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

(7) What are the longest three years of a Miami ( Fla ) football
player’s life? …….. His freshman year.

(8) How many Oklahoma freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
……..None. That’s a sophomore course.

(9) Where was O. J. Headed in the white Bronco?
……. Durham , North Carolina . He knew that the police would
never look at Duke for a Heisman Trophy winner.

10. How do you keep an FSU football player out of your front yard?
Erect a goal post!

AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal clash)…..

(11) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color?
……..You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday,
and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week.

]]> http://badjim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=1703 Life after death http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1702 http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1702#comments Sun, 05 Sep 2010 14:53:10 +0000 Bad Jim http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1702 From Granny pearl in Highland, Indiana:
“DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?” THE BOSS ASKED ONE OF HIS EMPLOYEES.
“YES, SIR,” THE NEW EMPLOYEE REPLIED.
“WELL, THEN, THAT MAKES EVERYTHING JUST FINE,” THE BOSS WENT ON.
“AFTER YOU LEFT EARLY YESTERDAY TO GO TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER’S FUNERAL, SHE STOPPED IN TO SEE YOU!”

]]> http://badjim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=1702 Fujimoto http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1701 http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1701#comments Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:54:42 +0000 Bad Jim http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1701 From The Church of St Adrian:

A Japanese general leading his troops through the jungle reaches a break in the canopy and spies their long-sought destination in the distance. Back over his shoulder he declares, “Sergeant! Mount Fujimoto!”

“But Sir,” replies the sergeant, “I don’t like Fujimoto.”

(rimshot!)

]]> http://badjim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=1701 Silly video of the Week http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1700 http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1700#comments Tue, 31 Aug 2010 18:40:13 +0000 Bad Jim http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1700 Soda water dogs. Blame Info Bob in Houston.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f309fSTWYo4

]]> http://badjim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=1700 Kinky http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1699 http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1699#comments Mon, 30 Aug 2010 01:39:49 +0000 Bad Jim http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1699 Blame Terry Tak in Corpus for this:
Man said to wife “Right you sexy thing, upstairs now.”
She looked at him and said “Ooh, you kinky b6stard.”
He said “No, seriously, the rugby’s starting, now fcuk off!”

]]> http://badjim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=1699 Grooaaan! http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1698 http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1698#comments Sat, 28 Aug 2010 20:30:13 +0000 Bad Jim http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1698 Why did the sperm cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk.

]]> http://badjim.com/blog/?feed=rss2&p=1698 Trivia contest at church http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1697 http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1697#comments Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:05:59 +0000 Bad Jim http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1697 From Pegasus in Plainfield. Illinois:

I lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point .
The last question was:
“Where do most women have curly hair?”
Apparently the correct answer is: “Africa”.
I’ve been asked to find another place to worship…………

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