http://badjim.com/blog cause why the hell not Thu, 02 Sep 2010 12:54:42 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en From The Church of St Adrian: A Japanese general leading his troops through the jungle reaches a break in the canopy and spies their long-sought destination in the distance. Back over his shoulder he declares, "Sergeant! Mount Fujimoto!" "But Sir," replies the sergeant, "I don't like Fujimoto." (rimshot!) http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1701 Soda water dogs. Blame Info Bob in Houston. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f309fSTWYo4 http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1700 Blame Terry Tak in Corpus for this: Man said to wife "Right you sexy thing, upstairs now." She looked at him and said "Ooh, you kinky b6stard." He said "No, seriously, the rugby's starting, now fcuk off!" http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1699 Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong socks before I went for a walk. http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1698 From Pegasus in Plainfield. Illinois: I lost the trivia contest at the church social last night by one point . The last question was: "Where do most women have curly hair?" Apparently the correct answer is: "Africa". I've been asked to find another place to worship………… http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1697 Thank Jim P in Houston (?) for these jewels: Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under fiction Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, ... http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1696 Bad Jim is not sure whether K-Rod deserves a "Darryl Strawberry Memorial Role Model" Award or "Dis guy is gettin brains fer Chrissmiss" Award. You be the judge. Mets withhold K-Rod's salary, put him on DQ list By KRISTIE RIEKEN, AP Sports Writer 33 minutes ago HOUSTON (AP) The New York Mets are ... http://badjim.com/blog/?p=1695