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August 17, 2010

You be the Judge

Filed under: In the News — Bad Jim @ 9:12 pm

Bad Jim is not sure whether K-Rod deserves a “Darryl Strawberry Memorial Role Model” Award or “Dis guy is gettin brains fer Chrissmiss” Award. You be the judge.

Mets withhold K-Rod’s salary, put him on DQ list
By KRISTIE RIEKEN, AP Sports Writer 33 minutes ago
HOUSTON (AP) The New York Mets are withholding injured closer Francisco Rodriguez’s salary while he’s sidelined, and the team wants to convert his contract to a non-guaranteed deal.

New York Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez will be out for the rest of the season because of a torn thumb ligament in his pitching hand.

The moves could be a prelude to the Mets releasing the star closer without paying most of his 2011 salary.
Rodriguez was placed on the disqualified list Tuesday, six days after he tore a ligament in the thumb of his pitching hand while punching his girlfriend’s father outside a family lounge at Citi Field. Rodriguez had surgery Tuesday to repair the self-inflicted injury and is expected to miss the rest of the season.

The Mets said he won’t be paid while on the disqualified list. In addition, they said they were exercising a contractual right to convert the rest of his $37 million, three-year deal to non-guaranteed, meaning they could try to avoid paying most of what’s left on it.

August 2, 2010

Brains fer Chrissmiss

Filed under: Clean, In the News — Bad Jim @ 2:22 pm

This week’s winner of Bad Jim*s “Dis guy is gettin brains fer
Chrissmiss Awrad”: Dennis Hawkins. Contributed by Injuneer Joe in
Arizona

Bank robber wore clown pants, fake breasts
Jul. 26, 2010 08:55 AM
Associated Press
SWISSVALE, Pa. - Authorities say a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank
wearing a woman’s blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.

Swissvale police say 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was
sitting in a parked car covered in red dye from an exploding packet in
a bag of money when he was arrested Saturday.

Police Chief Greg Geppert says Hawkins robbed the bank at gunpoint,
using a toy BB gun he had shoplifted from a store.

Geppert says Hawkins then entered a woman’s car. She got out, took
her keys and alerted police. Hawkins was found sitting in the car.

He is being held on $230,000 bail. It’s not clear whether he has an attorney.

July 14, 2010

In the News

Filed under: In the News — Bad Jim @ 8:51 pm

RIP: Roy Rogers and Dale Evans Museum, Branson, Missouri

Compliments of Coonass Kim in Spain:
Man Arrested for Stealing A Duck
By Melissa Canone
CHALMETTE, La. (AP) A St. Bernard Parish man was arrested Monday after sheriff’s deputies said he stole a duck from a public park and planned to eat it.
The Sheriff’s Office said Ashmeer Tahir, 38, of Chalmette was booked with theft of an animal after someone saw him take a muscovie duck from Sidney Torres Park. A deputy found Tahir at his home with a duck inside a bucket in his van, authorities said.
Deputies said Tahir told them he intended to eat the animal.
The duck was returned to the park and set free.

June 29, 2010

Train drags half-naked mooner along tracks

Filed under: Clean, In the News — Bad Jim @ 9:37 pm

Ave in Montana sent us this some time ago. Must of got lost in the Bad Jim archives!
The man’s ordeal ends when a passenger pulls the emergency brake
Oct. 12, 2009
BERLIN - A German man mooning railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and onto the tracks.
The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for traveling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said.
“It’s a miracle he wasn*t badly hurt,” the spokesman said on Monday. “This sort of thing can end up killing you.”
Instead, dangling by his trousers, the man got pulled along for about 200 meters, all the while managing to keep his legs away from the wheels of the train.
The ordeal ended when a passenger pulled the emergency brake. Rescue services were called in, causing rail service between Bremen and Hamburg to be suspended for over an hour, delaying 23 trains.
The man - unharmed except for cuts and bruises - now faces charges of dangerous interference in rail transport and insulting the train staff and may face a sizeable compensation claim for the delays he caused, police said.
“He was full of remorse when I talked to him,” the spokesman said. “And he advised others not to try the same thing.”

June 15, 2010

6-story Jesus statue in Ohio struck by lightning

Filed under: Bad Religon, In the News — Bad Jim @ 1:18 pm

Sculpture nicknamed “Touchdown Jesus” because of way arms were raised
MONROE, Ohio - A six-story-tall statue of Jesus Christ with his arms raised along a highway was struck by lightning in a thunderstorm Monday night and burned to the ground, police said.

The “King of Kings” statue, one of southwest Ohio’s most familiar landmarks, had stood since 2004 at the evangelical Solid Rock Church along Interstate 75 in Monroe, just north of Cincinnati.

The lightning strike set the statue ablaze around 11:15 p.m., Monroe police dispatchers said.

June 2, 2010

Word for the Day

Filed under: In the News, Other Bad Jokes or Useless Crap — Bad Jim @ 7:39 pm

Compliments of Hugh Jass in Houston

On May 20, China’s official Xinhua News Agency reported that 22 people had been convicted and sentenced to jail for taking part in “licentious activities,” which it appears are criminal offenses in that happy land. At least if the whole group takes part in said activities at the same time.

Prosecutors said that Ma Yaohai, a computer-science professor at the Nanjing University of Technology, had organized and participated in “group sex activities” (those activities probably being sex) with 21 other people on as many as 18 occasions over three years. Ma admitted the licentiousness but argued that because all the defendants were voluntary adult participants, they had committed no crime. Nice try, Ma.

This free-thinking and probably CIA-influenced argument was no match for article 301 of China’s criminal law, which reportedly had not been used in 20 years but which worked just fine once prosecutors dragged it out and roughed it up a bit to make sure it would cooperate. “Ringleaders and persons who repeatedly take part in licentious activities,” the law reads, “shall be sentenced to fixed terms of imprisonment of no more than five years, criminal detention or public surveillance.” Ma, who I guess would be the “ringleader” here, got three and a half years, while 18 others got up to two and a half years each.

Rejecting Ma’s defense, the chief judge said that group licentiousness was indeed a crime because it “infringed upon public order.” Xinhua quoted an expert from a different university who definitely agreed. “Swingers clubs and sex parties are unethical,” said Yuan Jiuhong, described as *an expert on marriage and sex ethics* at Nanjing Southeast University. “Unethical behavior will harm the fabric of society, disrupt relationships and bring chaos to society.” Good point. Wherever you see chaos in society, chances are that somewhere nearby more than two people are having sex at once. Also, you know what disrupts relationships even more? Putting people in jail for having them.

Ma might not have helped his case by holding press conferences prior to trial. “What we did, we did for our own happiness,” he told reporters in April. “People chose to do it of their own free will and they knew they could stop at any time. We disturbed no one.” (Seems to me if you have 22 people involved in group licentiousness and you aren’t disturbing anybody, you need to try harder.) Ma also had a good simile or two ready to explain why “swinging” is okay.

“Marriage is like water,” he said. “You have to drink it. Swinging is like a cup of wine. You can drink it if you like. If you don’t like it, don*t drink it.” Well, more specifically it’s like a cup of wine that 21 other people have been drinking out of, but I guess the point is still valid.

May 26, 2010

In the news - arrested for T-shirt

Filed under: In the News — Bad Jim @ 7:23 pm

Spotted by Geeseven in Austin, TX:

http://www.brobible.com/story/13157330/girl-wears-i-have-puy-i-make-rules-shirt-court-gets-jail-time

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