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December 14, 2014

Knock knock cops

Filed under: Clean, Jim's Bad Law, Knock Knock Jokes — Bad Jim @ 11:02 am

Compliments of the Rosenberg, TX Police Department:
Police: Knock, knock
Me: Who is it?
Police: The Police
Me: What do you want?
Police: We just want to talk.
Me: How many of you are there?
Police: 2
Me: Then talk to each other

April 4, 2010

Happy Easter

Filed under: Clean, Jim's Bad Holidays, Knock Knock Jokes — Bad Jim @ 7:58 pm

Pope Barefoot Bob of Houston sends us this long, annoying joke.
Knock knock
Who*s there?
Ether…
Ether who?
Ether bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who*s there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan more ether bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who*s there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother ether bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who*s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock.
Who*s there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies.

Knock, knock.
Who*s there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of ether bunnies.

Knock, knock.
Who*s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who*s there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?

Knock, knock.
Who*s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo “beep, beep”…run over all the ether bunnies.

Knock, Knock.
Who*s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don*t cry - all the Ether bunnies will be back again next year!

January 3, 2010

Ice cream soda

Filed under: Clean, Groaners, Knock Knock Jokes — Bad Jim @ 6:04 pm

Hope you’re enjoying J.R.R.Tolkien Day (Jan 3).

Been awhile since we posted a bad knock knock joke:

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Ice cream soda!
Ice cream soda who?
ICE CREAM SODA PEOPLE CAN HEAR ME…

November 1, 2004

Control?

Filed under: Clean, Knock Knock Jokes — Bad Jim @ 10:43 am

Person 1: Knock knock.
Person 2: Who’s there?
Person 1: Control freak.
Person 1: Now you say “control freak who?”