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June 3, 2015

3 strong women

Filed under: Bad Jim's Mailbag, Clean — Bad Jim @ 11:37 am

Hey Bad Jim,
Kanye’s daughter now has 3 famous and powerful women in her life…her Mammy, her Grammy and her Tranny.
Rockin’ Dave
New York

August 16, 2013

Bad Jim’s Mailbag - Zeta

Filed under: Bad Jim's Mailbag, Clean — Bad Jim @ 8:23 am

Dear Bad Jim,
On Wikipedia’s main page it asks “Did you know… that a peace treaty signed in Sveti Srdj ended the Second Scutari War waged between Serbia and Venice over Scutari and other former possessions of Zeta captured by the Venetian Republic?”
Pope Barefoot Bob
Houston

Dear Pope,
I DID not know that!
Bad Jim

August 14, 2013

Bad Jim’s Mailbag - Pipe

Filed under: Bad Jim's Mailbag, Badly Engineered, Clean — Bad Jim @ 9:50 am

Good Day Jim!!
Well, I was trolling the web today to see if I could find some “official” definition of “diameter-inch” for pipe welding. I never did find anything I’d care to quote in a Chevron procedure I am working on… I guess I’ll just have to try to make up something!!!
But I did find the following on one Blog, and it was so entertaining, I just had to pass it on!!
1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic, centered around the hole. Hole to be large enough to allow water or other stuff to come out the open end.
2. All pipe is to be hollow throughout the entire length - do not use holes of different length than the pipe.
3. The ID (Inside Diameter) of all pipes must not exceed their OD (Outside Diameter) - otherwise the hole will be on the outside.
4. The pipe is supplied with nothing in the hole, so that water, steam or other stuff can be put inside at a later date.
MWKMike
Houston

May 8, 2013

Bad Jim’s Mailbag

Filed under: Bad Jim's Mailbag, Personal — Bad Jim @ 8:43 am

Bad Jim pleased to announce Emily made her goal of $1700 for the American Cancer Society Relay for Life. She made it by 2 bux! Ha.
Some additional folks to thank for their generous contributions: Houston*s own Scott aka Bozo Head of Special Events, MBlack of Thompsons, TX, Wildman Ho in Washington; and Anonymous.

Dear Bad Jim,
I heard the news that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has recently had lap dance surgery. Would my insurance cover that? Would it pay for the drinks and tips?
Rockin* Dave
NYC

Dear Dave,
This is a tricky procedure because it must be performed drunk with “no touching”.
Drinks and tips are part of your co-pay.
Bad Jim

December 5, 2012

Xmas Lights!

Filed under: Bad Jim's Mailbag, Jim's Bad Holidays — Bad Jim @ 10:03 am

Hey Bad Jim,
With the holidays coming up, do you have any recommendations for decorating the house? I have been debating for some time and finally decided on the following:

http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/files/2012/12/twatchristmas.jpg

Does it meet your low standards? Can you think of anything I am missing or did I over do it?
Geeseven
Austin, TX

Dear Geeseven,
Believe that limbos beneath Bad Jim’s low, low standards.
Bad Jim

June 13, 2012

Bad Jim’s Mailbag

Filed under: Bad Jim's Mailbag — Bad Jim @ 3:15 pm

Dear Bad Jim,
How come the story about the woman who was arrested for cooking meth in a Missouri Walmart didn’t make your “In the News” feature? I figured that would be classic Bad Jim.
Southside Seth
Chicago

Dear Seth,
Guess my readers missed that one! However, Bad Jim is doubting the authenticity of this story as Walmart obviously has a policy against American-made products.
Bad Jim

Dear Bad Jim
Did Barry White really believe what he sang in his songs about his pure devotion and true need for the One Love? I played his albums all week and I cannot tell if it is all phony boloney or not.
Rockin’ Dave
Cluelerss in NYC

Dear Dave,
No, no no, Dave. You are confusing Barry White with Barry Obama.
Bad Jim

March 2, 2012

The Mailbag is back!

Filed under: Bad Jim's Mailbag, Clean — Bad Jim @ 9:15 pm

Dear Bad Jim,
I was surprised to see Mitt Romney at the Daytona 500. I was even more surprised when he said “many of my friends own NASCAR teams.” Do you think he’ll pick up the NASCAR fan vote?
Lolly Pop
Sugar Land, Texas

Dear Lolly,
I believe Mitt meant to say, “many of my friends own NASQAQ.”
Bad Jim

Dear Bad Jim,
Hitler, a Muslim and a Kenyan walk into a bar . . .
Brenda in Brussels

Brenda,
. . . and Obama gave them all an abortion?
Jim

Dear Bad jim,
Think they’ll have a fancy funeral for Davey Jones like they did for Whitney and Michael?
Rockin’ Dave
NYC

Rockin’ Dave,
Maybe, but they should save a bundle since he can be interned in a
Gibson guitar case with room to spare.
Bad Jim

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